Some sleazy French photographer hid in the undergrowth with a 3 foot lens on his camera and snapped some shots of the newlyweds doing what newlyweds do....you know, enjoying each others company....before the kids come along......and they never get the opportunity to be alone again......for a really, really long time.......at which stage they realise they've grown apart and have nothing left in common......and decide to go their separate ways.....but I digress, that's another topic altogether.
So Wills and Kate were having a little holiday and Kate decided to even out her tan and some slimy photographer hid behind a tree about 10 km away and took some pictures with his really long lens.
Shocking invasion of privacy.....and that stinky photographer should be charged and have a least 35 inches amputated from his camera lens......
BUT......
Chin up Kate.....things could have been worse.
He could have caught you on a fat day (though I doubt you have those).......and he could have caught you engaging in some sort of kinky foot fetish behaviour.........and he could have caught you with a man that wasn't a prince or your husband either.....
All theses things could have happened.....but they didn't.....well not to you anyway.
Maybe to someone else that shall remain nameless (Fergie).
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