Mirror, mirror ...

I woke up the other morning, dragged myself out of bed and stumbled into the bathroom.

There I peered with bleary eyes into the mirror ... and this is the sight that greeted me.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Whose the scariest of them all?

Whose face is pale and without hue?

The complexion sallow ... we know it's true.

Whose eyes are glassy ... without expression?

A sight that's sure to inspire depression.

And the only way to redeem this hag,

Is with pancake makeup or a paper bag!

But the most horrific part of all,

Which you'd agree .. of this I'm sure.

Cause it will frighten people everywhere,

Is that dreadful case of severe bed hair!

Luckily Hubby doesn't find it too alarming,

Cause the mirror says ... "You can forget Prince Charming!"

By Me