He met her last week.
He likes to stare at her devotedly.
He likes to fuss over her … and caress her … and admire every new little thing he discovers about her.
They are in the heady, honeymoon phase of their relationship.
He likes to stroke her curves … and loves the way she wears leather.
She is Australian … but was made in Korea … huh? …so I have christened her Kylie Kim.
Hubby is so in love ... he just can't bear the thought of anything bad happening to her. He wants to take extra special care of her. When he left for the week away for work … he decided he couldn't possibly leave her all alone and unprotected in an airport car park … so he took my car instead!
He left me with strict instructions to care for her … to love her … to cherish her … and to definitely not consume any food or drink in her.
OOPS!!
you are so wicked, drinkies in hubbies pride and joy, but that its exactly what I would do and leave some crumbs or maybe a food wrapper on the floor!! I am surprised you even allowed to sit in it let alone drive it!!
ReplyDeleteMaster 13 almost spilt an entire milk shake in it yesterday … it would have meant a divorce for sure.
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ha! I would have done that too! we so bad! x x x
ReplyDeleteshe is quite magnificent though! x x x
DeleteWe LOVE being bad ;0)
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Well, if he's going to fall head over heels for a new love, she deserves a drink spilled on her at the very least! xxx
ReplyDeleteLOL … you are 100% correct … at the very least :0)
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get that man some fluffy dice!! x
ReplyDeleteIf he's very good maybe Santa will bring some ;0)
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Blimey, she's a big 'un! x
ReplyDeleteIndeed she is … he must like his girls curvy ;0)
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