Right about now they are thinking to themselves … "Oh no … I hope she isn't going to bang on about that new sofa again"
Sorry … but I just needed to share … as a form of therapy … today's sofa related events.
Today was Saturday … and each member of the family had somewhere to go. Hubby was off to cricket. Master 16 was off to watch the soccer. Master 13 was off to a friend's place. I was off to Sydney to my Brother's place for lunch. Only Buster stayed home.
On my return home … I was greeted by an ecstatic Buster … as I always am … whether I've been gone for 5 minutes or 5 days … it's all the same to him.
As I gave him the attention he thought he deserved I noticed a noxious odour.
I screwed up my delicate nose in distaste … "Whatever has soiled the air in such an unsavoury way" … I wondered.
It wasn't an aroma that could be ignored … and so I was forced to investigate the matter.
The source was located quickly.
Buster had a claggy on his waggy … otherwise known as a shit on his tail.
With a sinking feeling of dread I approached my brand new sofa … or more specifically the spot that Buster has claimed as his own.
And there I found it … a large smear of canine excrement … on my brand new, cream sofa.
Woe is me.
Guilty as charged.
Yep … the first cut IS the deepest.
oh lordy...a claggy on his waggy!!! never before have i wanted my dog to have a turd stuck to her tail but now i do!! you did that!!! you have made me want my dog to get poo smeared just so i can say these words, in this order! a claggy on his waggy!!!! snort!! xxx
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for ;0)
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oh yeah sorry about the sofa!! x
ReplyDeleteHA .. thanks ;0)
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nooo! but you are a clever one and bought washable covers, Buster looks very sorry too, claggy on a waggy made me laugh and the soiling of the air comment!!! x x
ReplyDeleteI came prepared … something about learning from past experiences … BLEURGH!!
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Oh Buster! Naughty boy... He won't DARE do it again! xxx
ReplyDeleteI bet he does dare ;0)
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I tried to leave you a comment from work but i could not post the comment
ReplyDeleteHopefully it will work now, typing on my ipad
I wanted to reply concerning the flares on my glasses when taking pics with a flash
To reply,no surprisingly i have no flare, but yes red eyes, that i remove using photoshop
Now about your dog, i guess maybe he wanted to put his mark on the sofa? But what a bummer hey, brand new sofa!
Have a great weekend
Arianexo
It was a bummer alright … i just wish it had been a clean bummer ;0)
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Oh no! not the new sofa! yes, the first cut is the deepest. So so sorry about the dog and his dingleberry (thats what we call it at my house). Stinks. xo
ReplyDeleteLOL … dingleberry … love it :0)
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Oh no, bad boy Buster! xxx
ReplyDeleteHe is a very, very bad boy indeed.
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Naughty Buster! Eew! I hope it didn't stain..!
ReplyDeleteNo thank goodness … if it had … yikes … I can't even go there :0)
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