Hooey, hogwash and mumbo jumbo ...

If you could see inside my head you would likely be amazed at the sheer quantity of utter nonsense that can be found in there at any given time.

In fact it's imperative for my mental health that the safety gauge to my balderdash filled brain be released a little … every so often ... to relieve the levels of inane gibberish.

But beware …  the end result of such actions may result in the following.

Larry has a very bad day.

Look at poor Larry … he's in quite a stew.

He wants to paste papers  … but he's run out of glue.

He'd try to write words … that'd be easy you'd think,

But then when he tried … well he'd run out of ink!

So he thought he'd make lunch … he'd feel better once fed,

But when he went to the kitchen … he was all out of bread.

He went to the pantry … for a tin of baked beans.

And though nobody eats them … there were none to be seen.

He thought he'd go out for a breath of fresh air,

And pick up some glue and some bread while out there.

But when he got in to his prized vintage Bentley,

He found that the fuel tank was entirely empty.

He'd have to walk now … to the shops … what a strain,

And he'd not gone a mile … when it started to rain!

Poor Larry was having a terrible day!

Not one single thing was going his way!

And friend … let me tell you … if this happens to you,

There really is only one thing you can do.

Just shrug your shoulders … and give a shake of your head,

Then turn right around … and go straight home to bed!

The End!