When your heart fills with love and the strongest emotion,
And you feel the warm glow of your utter devotion.
Your heart is so full … it could burst from your chest,
You love only one … and to hell with the rest.
You want to cry out from the rooftops so high,
"I'm in love … so in love" … it's the truth I can't lie.
My whole life on earth has only one purpose,
To love and to cherish … I can't remain wordless.
Cause as I sit here … in your loving embrace,
It's time that I told the whole human race.
It may be taboo … and it may be forbidden,
In all likelihood … I should keep it well hidden.
But I'm here today … to declare it with pride,
Right now is the moment … that I will confide.
That it may be perverse … but I'm here on a missioner,
To declare my devotion for my dear air conditioner.
By Me
By Me
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| CORRECTION: Actually feels like 45.9 |
Its like a foreign language, we don't do air conditioning here (other than in horrible, modern workplaces where there's no windows!). I have to pay good money to fly halfway around the world to get sweaty, its not fair! xxx
ReplyDeleteThere are days when I literally would not survive without it … the only thing better than my split system would be to have fully ducted … some day perhaps :0)
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You are so very clever Jo!! Far to hot for me, I like my windows and doors wide open with a cool breeze floating in. But thank goodness for you, you have your secret love!!
ReplyDeleteI prefer real air … but some days you just have to shut everything up and lie in front of it ;0)
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Eek, I think I might DIE in those temperatures, I can completely understand your AirCon Love! xxx
ReplyDeleteI remember one New Years Day it was 45 degrees … and we had NO air con … by the end of the day we had killed 3 fans and all I could do was get the kids in the car and drive!!
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No need for air con here. I remember being stuck in Alice for a week when the temperature was in the 40's, I still found it preferable to our winters tho. xx
ReplyDeleteBut you can always put more clothes and blankets on … you can only take so much off ;0)
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I hear you, i hear you! I too have this clandestine love.
ReplyDeleteCanberra is just the same, and in November! Global warming? Global cooking!
NZ is still waiting for summer and complaining of too much rain. I could live with that! At least you can still function. xo JJ
Exactly … once it gets too hot … you just can't do anything … but complain ;0)
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Bahahahahaahhh! Opps may have peed a bit there! ;-D
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