"But I've been putting up my photo a day posts" I defended weakly.
He just gave me the look … you know the one … the I expect better one, I didn't raise you like that one, the no effort is no reward one … aaahh … I've taught that boy well.
"It's just that there's nothing going on … nothing to write about … nothing to share."
"Mum" *long suffering sigh* "Mum, you used to write a post almost every day and they were never about anything!"
Right.
Point taken.
So here's a refreshing NEW post about nothing.
I spent a very constructive afternoon tidying and reorganising my linen press.
Look at it!! It's a flaming work of art!!
I tried to flog Master 14's old bed off on Facebook … but didn't get any takers. So it remains in situ … taking pride of place in my lounge room.
I'm considering surrounding it with a velvet rope and calling it a sculptural installation.
I shaved my legs!!
I'm yet to do anything about their lily whiteness.
"An apple a day keeps the Doctor away" … or so I've been told. So I painted two.
I didn't actually eat any … I was too full from the Snickers bar and the packet of Twisties.
Oh … and I remembered to feed and water the dog.
That's always helpful.
My Life By Me
My little life is boring
You must be glad it's mine.
There's ne'er a grand adventure
To take up all my time.
Each day is filled with this and that,
Miscellaneous, humdrum stuff.
I cannot speak of thrills and spills,
They don't happen … interestingly enough.
So I just plod on so tediously,
It's the same thing every day.
And the only thing surprising me,
I wouldn't have it any other way!!
I love your life! I think it's exciting. Those apples are beautiful. And I have shaved my pale freckley legs in ages so that photo got me pretty charged. Don't worry about the younger generation. They are on a different wave length (like I need to to tell you that). My daughter talked me into starting twitter and instagram accounts. "Mom! You NEED to be on instagram!" I feel silly every time I post something there and it's kind of a waste of time....which is why I haven't gotten around to shaving my legs. Keep the Jo life coming. I love it.
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Can we see a 'before' shot of the linen press? I could eat those apples, because I've sworn off Snickers and Twisties, and I'm here to tell you I HAVEN'T shaved my legs since who knows when. Can't be bothered . . . Is that called 'letting yourself go'? Well, I've let and I'm gone . . .
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Funny how our families can give us a hard time about our blogs yet miss them when we don't spend any time on it. ...great post about nothing xxx
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Ha ha, brilliant. Your linen looked tidied in the first pic, you should see mine! Stunning apple art, hardly 'nothing'
ReplyDeletebut know exactly where you're coming from as I feel the same. Love your ode....very clever.
I'd love to claim that the first photo was the "before" shot … but I'm afraid that's an after too … there is no way you'd have described anything about it as tidy if you'd seen it before I started ;0)
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Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap................hope you took a wee bow then!! I love rambles, your poems, and your paintings. Blog about anything Jo, it is always entertaining. GLad the dog got fed and watered, oh and I totally would be doing the Twisties, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm!!!
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Your art is incredible, i could bite into one of those juicy apples. xxx
ReplyDeleteThank you Vix … I'm glad you like it … I must admit I get a bit hungry when I look at it ;0)
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Ha ha ha! Love the post, very cute 'nothingness', and very entertaining....now if only I can make my posts as entertaining!
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Well, most people's lives are pretty routine, aren't they? Your house always looks immaculate and organised to me (mine most definitely is NOT...)
ReplyDeleteFantastic painting. Art and poetry - how can you say nothing goes on round your way?! xxx
Well they do say routine makes the world go round … or perhaps it's only me that says that ;0)
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I now have a crush on your lovely, tidy linen cupboard (does that sound like something from Carry On?!!ha!) put a velvet rope round the bed, and occasionally nod approvingly at it! shaving legs is always a triumph, I always feel quite proud when I do mine (seriously) and your painting of the apples is brilliant, I love it and the stalks of the apples too, bloody amazing - love your poem too x x x
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Your tidy cupboards are remindng me that I should make a start on my own.
ReplyDeleteLove the apples, as a non artist I am thinking they must be really difficult to get to actually look like apples and not just roundish green shapes, but yours definitely look like apples.
I think uneventful is good in life Jo, good to see you embracing day to dayness and you always do it so entertainingly xx
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I can't go past your apples! Brilliant! Xo JJ
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Master 17 if right, of course. This is a brilliant post and now we are all happy again. I know what you mean though, when so many blogs are full of photos of the amazing places people went and I hardly go anywhere and if I do I probably don't take photos. What if you did one post a week that is a photographic illustration of your day, with the challenge being to find the beauty in the mundane, but don't just post the pics, write something too like you did today. Or, you could just do whatever the feck you want to do and do it your way!
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Love the apples! I have been telling myself I am going to paint some stills-fruit,veg etc but then I keep eating them and ruining my display. I could take a photo but that might be a bit too organised.
Your closet is indeed a work of art!
You are right, sometimes is a quite hard task to find something interesting to post! Your dog is so sweet! And he surely is glad that you took care of him!!
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