Monday, 30 September 2013

Food ... glorious ... food ...

Master 16:  Mum ... there's nothing to eat.

Me:  Sure there is ... look in the cupboard.

Master 16:  I have ... and there's nothing ... and I'm starving.

Me:  Make yourself a sandwich ... or some toast.

Master 16:  No ... I need proper food ... and there's not a SINGLE THING to eat.

Me:  Are you sure?

Master 16:  There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to eat in this house ... I'm STARVING ... I'm getting a HEADACHE ... you're going to have to go out and get me some KFC ... ASAP!







18 comments:

  1. I can still hear my mum saying, "If you can't eat bread/fruit, you're not really hungry."

    I'm old enough to be his grandmother, so obviously it's something children say. Equally, mum's reply is true. Noodles? scrambled egg on toast? cheese on toast? Lots of options, really.

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    1. Yep ... all of the above were possible options ... but clearly weren't as desirable as the idea of KFC ;0)
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  2. I am on the train laughing raucously. That poor starving boy!

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    1. He'll fade away to a shadow ... he really will ... NOT ;0)
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  3. the same!! it's not just mine!! and the faddiness of the blighters, drives me crackers!! your larder is very well organised Missus, I may have spent a little too long lusting over your larder! x x

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    1. Teenagers ... sigh ... do you think we could just lock them all up together somewhere and release them when they hit 25? Sounds like a plan to me ;0)
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  4. nailed it..as always! you bad mother, poor starving angels!!!! xxx

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    1. HA ... I really should be reported to the authorities ... he can't be expected to live in these conditions ;0)
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  5. Let him starve, the ungrateful so-and-so!
    Look at all that food, so well-packed and organised! Now if one of MINE were complaining there was nothing to eat in the house, it might well be true... xxxx

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    1. LOL ... I'm sure they'd be able to find a bread crust at the back of the freezer ;0)
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  6. nope cant see any KFC there.......its school hols and your larder looks like that!!!....wow your lads are picky....I remember my brothers as teenagers hoovering up even the uncooked pasta! x

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    1. How can they be SO hungry and yet SO fussy ... it's a mystery to me!!
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  7. Ha ha ha. I laughed the hardest when he said he wanted YOU to go and get the KFC.

    Can I come raid your fridge the next time I'm hungry?

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    1. Absolutely ... no one else is eating it ;0)
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