Hubby has found a new love.
He met her last week.
He likes to stare at her devotedly.
He likes to fuss over her … and caress her … and admire every new little thing he discovers about her.
They are in the heady, honeymoon phase of their relationship.
He likes to stroke her curves … and loves the way she wears leather.
She is Australian … but was made in Korea … huh? …so I have christened her Kylie Kim.
Hubby is so in love ... he just can't bear the thought of anything bad happening to her. He wants to take extra special care of her. When he left for the week away for work … he decided he couldn't possibly leave her all alone and unprotected in an airport car park … so he took my car instead!
He left me with strict instructions to care for her … to love her … to cherish her … and to definitely not consume any food or drink in her.