Friday, 14 November 2014

Hooey, hogwash and mumbo jumbo ...

If you could see inside my head you would likely be amazed at the sheer quantity of utter nonsense that can be found in there at any given time.

In fact it's imperative for my mental health that the safety gauge to my balderdash filled brain be released a little … every so often ... to relieve the levels of inane gibberish.

But beware …  the end result of such actions may result in the following.

Larry has a very bad day.

Look at poor Larry … he's in quite a stew.
He wants to paste papers  … but he's run out of glue.


He'd try to write words … that'd be easy you'd think,
But then when he tried … well he'd run out of ink!

So he thought he'd make lunch … he'd feel better once fed,
But when he went to the kitchen … he was all out of bread.


He went to the pantry … for a tin of baked beans.
And though nobody eats them … there were none to be seen.

He thought he'd go out for a breath of fresh air,
And pick up some glue and some bread while out there.

But when he got in to his prized vintage Bentley,
He found that the fuel tank was entirely empty.


He'd have to walk now … to the shops … what a strain,
And he'd not gone a mile … when it started to rain!


Poor Larry was having a terrible day!
Not one single thing was going his way!

And friend … let me tell you … if this happens to you,
There really is only one thing you can do.

Just shrug your shoulders … and give a shake of your head,
Then turn right around … and go straight home to bed!


The End!

24 comments:

  1. That is exactly describing my day today!

    Although I haven't gone back to bed....yet....but it is very tempting!

    Mine is: I want to sew, but can't find the thread...I have looked in the cupboards and under the bed....three spools there should be, of medium size, but try as I might, they continue to hide.

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    1. Somedays are just bad days aren't they … I give you permission to go back to bed ;0)
      xx

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  2. Fabulous! When's it being published?

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    1. When some wonderful publisher discovers me ;0)
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  3. That needs to be a book, its brilliant! x

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  4. Love the pictures and the story. Is this the first in your new book series?

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    1. It could be … just need some sucker … I mean brilliant person … to publish it first ;0)
      xx

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  5. OMG Jo!! You need to be publishing what goes on inside your head, you are amazing!! I want more, More, MOre, MORe, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. I LOVE this. I love this so much! you are one talented lady! xo

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  7. Artist and poet, that's you, Mrs! Fabulous! xxx

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  8. OK. Publish that children's book immediately!!! And I want a signed copy.

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    1. It's yours … do you happen to know any children's book publishers? ;0)
      xx

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  9. I'll have a signed copy thanks. xoxox

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  10. This. Is. Brilliant. More Larry please! And why is it baked beans are bought, never eaten and never found?!

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    1. Another mystery of life … I'm glad I'm not the only one it happens to ;0)
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  11. Brilliant stuff! Go Larry. Damn you have talent :)

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